I'm jealous of the people the people I fall in love with Fall in love with I'm jealous of the people the people I try to be more like Try to be more like I'm even jealous of the people the people who hate me Hate more I'm jealous of the man the man you broke the heart of Broke the heart of I'm jealous of the men you knew before In a life that I can never be a part of There's more than meets the eye In the way a stranger meets your eye, I know there's more If looks could kill I'd kill the men Whose looks would kill you if looks could kill And the men who say "no competition" Know the competition love instils I'm jealous of the people who ask you to ask me "Who's keeping score?" I'm jealous of the dangling men You know you'll never go to bed with I've felt the fire that fires them I've known the unrequited love it's fed with And I don't believe in Platonic love But I'm still jealous of Plato What a bore! Come into my arms my lover, let me be your sanctuary Come into my arms my lover, where you no longer have to look at me You've been stupid enough to love someone who's hurt you a lot I'll hurt you more A Complete History of Sexual Jealousy A Complete History of Complete Promiscuity I'm writing the book on Fury and Infidelity Parts 17 to 24